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latest comic :: 1 April 2008 :: "Australian Gamer - New Management (April Fools Joke)"

Please note that the following is an April Fools joke. Now that the time has passed people don't seem to get that, and we aren't going to take it down, we'll just move on. For the record, if you are thinking "Phew, they're NOT sell-outs!" I can only say that we are, we just haven't had an offer. :)

We’ve told you for a while that we have big things coming and here we can finally reveal it! After months of negotiation Yug’s birthday has turned out to be the exact right time to announce a major change to the website.

Australian Gamer has been bought by CNET, and will now be re-branded and re-named to AustralianGamespot. While we’re not able to divulge the specifics of the deal we’ve made it’s enough to justify the time and effort put into it, and represents a great purchase by CNET.

We’re very excited about this, as it is the fulfillment of nearly three years of working with the site, building it from a small site run by amateurs to what is now to be a professiona...



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GTA IV won't help you become a serial killer

Comments from Anna - May 9th @ 2:24pm

Surprise, surprise!


AustralianGamer at GAME ON this Sunday

Comments from Yug - May 9th @ 1:50am

Did you know that the Australian game industry is over twenty years old and has been making international hits for decades?

For anyone in or close to Melbourne, be sure to come along to the ACMI this Sunday at 2pm where myself and Matt will chair a panel along with Jason Hill (Screenplay, The Age) and David Hewitt (Tantalus) about the everything to do with Aussie games, as part of the GAME ON exhibition. More details here and after the jump.


Anthropomorphosis Boxleitner

Comments from Brett - May 9th @ 12:52am

At this point, you may be asking yourself, "Why is Brett wearing a waste paper bin on his head?"


88 - 184L

Comments from Brett - May 6th @ 10:12pm

Have you ever wondered if Dick Smith gets any action? Sure, he's not the most handsome man in the world, but he has a bucket load of money, a hot air balloon and his own peanut butter brand and that's got to be worth something in the dating game these days. Another thing Dick is big on, is buying Australian, a notion that's lost on me now that our dollar has reached banana republic values on the foreign currency market.


Sony struggles to keep promise to Bravia buyers

Comments from Cav - May 6th @ 7:07pm

In an article from today's Age I was shown today, it seems that Sony are keeping people waiting for three months or more for their free PS3 which was offered to them when buying Bravia TVs through the Christmas/New Year period.


PlayStation Australia deny competition winner his prize.....

Comments from Cav - May 5th @ 7:18pm

Do remember the original Competitions thread on the old site? Well then, what about it's second coming? Well let me tell you about a prize that was mentioned in both those threads ... and on a Podcast!


And The Winner Is ...

Comments from Brett - May 2nd @ 11:33pm

I'm proud to say that it's been a fantastic week of Press Releases here at AG. We've had Vivendi, EA and another distributor whose name escapes me right now, all provide some wonderful examples of Video Game Press Releasing. With our three finalists all waiting, we'll take a short advertisement break after the View Full button, and then return with the final decision.


Australia's first R rated game

Comments from Jae - May 2nd @ 11:08pm

Introducing a break through in Australian gaming. An up and coming developer has dared to be different by creating the first game that breaks the Office of Film and Literature Classification barrier. Forget GTAIV, the first ever R rated game is coming to a store near you!


Sega Creative Assembly, Fuzzyeyes, Halfbrick Studios

Comments from Yug - May 2nd @ 2:25pm

I recently helped out Queensland Games film and edit a couple of 'behind the scenes' clips to use at GDC earlier this year as well as SupaNova in Brisbane just gone. A few people who watched them started asking if there was anywhere they could go to view them again, so I decided to get permission from the companies I visited and filmed to put their videos online.

Follow the jump to see behind the scenes footage at Sega Creative Assembly, Fuzzyeyes, and Halfbrick Studios.


World in Conflict map making contest

Comments from Yug - May 2nd @ 12:37pm

An opportunity for anyone who is slightly obsessive about RTS map design, thanks to NVidia and of course Sierra you now have the chance to enter a map created using the World in Conflict editor into a competition to win cash, prizes, and ultimately getting your map included in the next World in Conflict product.

If this is of interest to you, be sure to goto their website for more specific details: https://wicmapcontest.sierra.com/


White Lines in The Middle Of The Road, Thats The Worst Place To Drive

Comments from Brett - May 1st @ 12:36am

They say "Three It's a Magic Number!" and then they try sell you a mobile phone handset with no reception that eventually ends up at the bottom of the toilet after a heavy night on the Absinth. Regardless, we're now three days into AG's Press Release Comparison Competition, which means we're past half way and it'd actually take longer to back out rather than keep going.


Rabbids Wii Fit

Comments from Yug - April 30th @ 5:42pm

Does this hint at a Rabbid Wii Fit game perhaps?



Hi , My Name Is Candy

Comments from Brett - April 29th @ 10:50pm

It's been another fantastic day for Press Releases here at the Bear-Dome with a record seven companies all vying for the title of "Australian Gamer's Best Press Release". Unfortunately, there can be only one, so today's Kurgan is Vivendi. In other news, this evening a downtown garage was flooded with sprinklers, also found at the scene was a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head, a head which at this time, has no name.


Its here ...

Comments from Yug - April 29th @ 7:41am

Some obscure game called Grand Theft Auvo IV launched today. I've personally never heard of it before, but apparently it's what all the 'cool' kids are playing. We've got coverage of it I noticed, a preview and a multiplayer preview, but in true AustralianGamer style don't expect an actual review until around November.

I kid, I kid.

Check out what will probably be the final trailer for the game after the jump.


I Caught My Reflection In My Spoon While I Was Eating My Cereal

Comments from Brett - April 28th @ 11:59pm

Welcome to Day One of "So You Think You Can Press Release", AG's fantastic new contribution to the entertainment-competition-reality-website-update genre. All week, with the help of exclusive guest judges, I'll be judging Press Release Emails sent here to me at Bear Manor in the hope of unearthing new and exciting talent.




Last time I saw a pink 'chuk is when I ate too much bubblegum ice cream..

Comments from Cav - April 27th @ 11:09am

Real Men Play Pink PlayStations - that is an unwritten law.


Charming Okami

Comments from Phil - April 24th @ 9:37pm

Some clueless chap over at the Capcom camp decided to rip an image off an unnamed international media tyrant not at all associated with IGN. This image still had a rather obscure-yet-readable watermark to reveal its websitey origins. Mr. Artwork then decided to use this very image for the official box art on the Wii version of Okami. We won't be posting the image here. It wasn't IGN.


Yahtzee reviews Super Smash Bros Brawl and mentions AG! Woo!

Comments from Oracle - April 24th @ 9:59am



I totally agree with Yahtzee on this one. Although I can't help myself getting drunk and heavily involved with the game when versing Joaby. I enjoy kicking his ass while Jae tears me a new one.



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