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australian gamer profile: Simon



Nickname: Simon
Real Name: Simon Cottee
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Wii Friend: Couldn’t fit all the numbers on the INTERNET
Occupation: Octopus patient / Boring jobs
City/State: Brisbane, Queensland


Simon is a little media mouse, living in a hovel under the house.
Making videos and drawing pictures galore, playing endless games, even reading the lore.
Poor as the Zerg are aggressive, trying to pay for a hobby that’s crazy expensive.
Plans to Animate for video games, but must work hard or the dream will go up in flames.
This about me section’s end draws near, looks like we need a dispenser here!
Simon is a little media mouse, living in a hovel under the house.


What is your most memorable gaming experience?
Humiliatingly failing a Guitar Hero song on a huge projector in front of a large rowdy band audience.

Where would you be found on a typical Friday night?
Watching YouTube videos of dogs doing back flips, while listening to a podcast, drinking an energy drink and getting a "Wikipedia" education.

What is your favourite movie?
Toy Story

What is your favourite food?
Roast Chicken and Chinese Salad (Heaven HELP ME!)

What is your favourite drink?
Red Bull and it’s more homely counterpart New Mother

What are your favourite 5 games of all time, and why?
  • The Grim Fandango : Amazing storytelling, humour and art style
  • Halo : High school _was_ Halo
  • Zelda Ocarina of Time : Shitty storytelling and broken gameplay, conclusion: rubbish
  • Fallout 2 : Crazy immersive
  • Team Fortress 2 : Personality and humour between two fluffy slices of gameplay!



Articles written by Simon:
Title Type Date
Fable 2 Review 7 November 2008
Crysis Warhead Review 6 November 2008
Pictoimage Review 8 October 2008
Star Wars the Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels Preview 29 September 2008
Edge of Twilight Preview 24 September 2008
Madden NFL 09 Review 10 September 2008
Too Human Demo Robot Preview Preview 1 September 2008

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