Nickname: Simon
Real Name: Simon Cottee
Wii Friend: Couldn’t fit all the numbers on the INTERNET
Occupation: Octopus patient / Boring jobs
City/State: Brisbane, Queensland
Simon is a little media mouse, living in a hovel under the house.
Making videos and drawing pictures galore, playing endless games, even reading the lore.
Poor as the Zerg are aggressive, trying to pay for a hobby that’s crazy expensive.
Plans to Animate for video games, but must work hard or the dream will go up in flames.
This about me section’s end draws near, looks like we need a dispenser here!
Simon is a little media mouse, living in a hovel under the house.
What is your most memorable gaming experience?
Humiliatingly failing a Guitar Hero song on a huge projector in front of a large rowdy band audience.
Where would you be found on a typical Friday night?
Watching YouTube videos of dogs doing back flips, while listening to a podcast, drinking an energy drink and getting a "Wikipedia" education.
What is your favourite movie?
Toy Story
What is your favourite food?
Roast Chicken and Chinese Salad (Heaven HELP ME!)
What is your favourite drink?
Red Bull and it’s more homely counterpart New Mother
What are your favourite 5 games of all time, and why?
- The Grim Fandango : Amazing storytelling, humour and art style
- Halo : High school _was_ Halo
- Zelda Ocarina of Time : Shitty storytelling and broken gameplay, conclusion: rubbish
- Fallout 2 : Crazy immersive
- Team Fortress 2 : Personality and humour between two fluffy slices of gameplay!
Articles written by Simon:
| Title | Type | Date |
| Grand Theft Auto IV | Review | 18 December 2008 |
| Left 4 Dead | Review | 5 December 2008 |
| Fable 2 | Review | 7 November 2008 |
| Crysis Warhead | Review | 6 November 2008 |
| Pictoimage | Review | 8 October 2008 |
| Star Wars the Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels | Preview | 29 September 2008 |
| Edge of Twilight | Preview | 24 September 2008 |
| Madden NFL 09 | Review | 10 September 2008 |
| Too Human Demo Robot Preview | Preview | 1 September 2008 |
