“Just cross out the 7 on the box and replace it with an 8.”

Have you ever wondered if Dick Smith gets any action? Sure, he's not the most handsome man in the world, but he has a bucket load of money, a hot air balloon and his own peanut butter brand and that's got to be worth something in the dating game these days. Another thing Dick is big on, is buying Australian, a notion that's lost on me now that our dollar has reached banana republic values on the foreign currency market.

I like to buy Chinese goods. They are cheap and I'm helping a Communist regime hold onto power and build nuclear weapons that they may use to bomb Canada with at a later date. In a way it serves the Canadians right for spending all that time snowboarding when they should have been building a satellite missile laser defense shield. At night I dream that maybe next Olympics, I can be one of the shiny tracksuit wearing thugs, kicking hippy protester ass, while running along next to the Olympic Torch.

Anyway, I've digressed and moved off topic, which was originally about buying things overseas, and onto a diatribe which may end with the AG Server being seized and shut down for suspected terrorist funding activities, so let's get back on topic. Today, I received a parcel from China, pictured below in "Exhibit A".



I wasn't home when the parcel arrived so the Postman wisely hid the package under the front doormat, so it wouldn't be stolen by the really weird guy who lives next door to me. As a disclaimer, if you are the really weird guy who lives next door to me and you're reading this, then I mean the guy on the other side, and not you, honestly.

Is this not the most fantastic piece of hiding you've ever seen? When I peeled the mat back, I was surprised that Maddie Macan didn't pop out, so well hidden was this parcel. No doubt this Postman's work is now being scrutinized by the US Airforce as the basis for the tech behind the new Stealth Bomber.

Are you unlucky enough not to have a Postman with Ninja like hiding skills like mine? Have you ever lost a game or maybe a pair of competition headphones in the mail? Why not comment in my exclusive forum thread attached to this very update? Remember, you can't spell "Fun" without "Participatfun".