“Bungies attempt at a cliff-hanger was about as successful as The OC when Marissa shot dead Ryan’s brother.

Not that I watch that stuff”

The game that's stirred up more legal issues than Linday Lohan on a cocaine bender, Too Human finally has a date announced. The relevant time is the 29th of August, which is its release for Europe (where Eurovision is set) and presumably for Australia as well. Too Human has had more abysmal mishandlings than Lindsay Lohan's career, with the arguable highlight being the suing and counter-suing between Epic and Silicon Knights about the use of the Unreal Tournament 3 engine. Too Human has been in development for longer than... well... Lindsay Lohan's career, and it's nice to finally see it coming.

In semi-related news the co-op multiplayer goodness has been toned down from the awesomeness of four players to the adequacy of two. Two players is something of a mockery of the word "multi", while still technically qualifying. So come the start of september we'll be able to finally see whether this game has been worth the wait, or whether it is nothing but empty hype that looks pretty good but ultimately is empty and disappointing. Like Lindsay Lohan's career.