World of Warcraft turns you into a giant douche

News from Phil - Thursday, 20 November 2008 @ 12:05pm

The following is a hilarious MSN conversation between one of our forum members and his roommate. The roommate is going completely off his nut because he believes the WoW lag he is experiencing is being caused by J1n.

It's difficult to pinpoint exactly what makes WoW players complete douchebags. The game itself is very good, but when it takes over your life to the point where one becomes delusional (like how Matt "thinks" he has a girlfriend) then it's a serious problem. Note that this conversation on MSN is taking place within the same household. Evidently typing is now far easier than talking. Hit the jump for the full story of: "When WoW Goes Bad!"

Alexx says:

your lagging me

Alexx says:

yourthe downy

Alexx says:

the internet was fine all day

Alexx says:

until you turned your computer on

Alexx says:

dont try and lie

Alexx says:

and if your not lieing than your just fucking stupid

Alexx says:

now fuck off and stop trying to tell me im wrong

Alexx says:

when i know im right

J1n says:

yes im laggin you, my open webpage is laggin you. your internet being fine all day has nothing to do with 5 oclock being the time everyone comes home and chugs the isp

J1n says:

you fucking downy

Alexx says:

no

Alexx says:

no

Alexx says:

it wasnt peak time

Alexx says:

it was EXACTLY WHEN YOU TURNED YOUR COMPUTER ON

J1n says:

oh im fucking sure it was

Alexx says:

wow

Alexx says:

whatever you juts did in the last 3 minutes

Alexx says:

is lagging me

Alexx says:

now fuck off'

J1n says:

lol. i opened a webpage

J1n says:

you idiot

J1n says:

you fuck off

J1n says:

we both pay

Alexx says:

thats nice

Alexx says:

butr your going to be payibng by yourself

Alexx says:

if i keep fucking lagging

Alexx says:

do you not understand this

J1n says:

then you can get off my internet

Alexx says:

not yours champ

Alexx says:

ours

J1n says:

if im paying. MINE

Alexx says:

if your paying

Alexx says:

nonono

Alexx says:

how about i smash your fucking computer to bits

Alexx says:

and take all your interwebs

Alexx says:

because im sick and tired of this shit

J1n says:

lolollololol

Alexx says:

fix your fucking computer

Alexx says:

dude

Alexx says:

turn off flashget

Alexx says:

turn off whatever you need to turn off

Alexx says:

im seriously

Alexx says:

fucking serious

Alexx says:

not right now

Alexx says:

wait 3 days

Alexx says:

until i hit level 80

Alexx says:

if i lag again

Alexx says:

shits giong to hit the fan

Alexx says:

i sware to god

J1n says:

you stupid bastard ive been fucking telling you all i have open is a webpage

J1n says:

what does it take for you to realise its not fucking me

Alexx says:

just turn your fucking computer OFF

Alexx says:

i dont CARE

J1n says:

fuck you

Alexx says:

wait fucking 1 day

J1n says:

im not turning my pc off for a day

Alexx says:

so i can level

J1n says:

just so you can level in wow

J1n says:

thats retarded

Alexx says:

no

Alexx says:

whats retarded

Alexx says:

is me beating the shit out of you because you prevented me from leveling in wow

Alexx says:

THATS retarded

J1n says:

uh...yeah

J1n says:

that is retarded