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News from George - Friday, 21 November 2008 @ 5:54am
A Turkish man, name unknown, has regained his freedom from a Turkish prison... By escaping in a cardboard box.
Accurate representation of the break-out
'The man hid in the box at the end of a shift of his prison job of making stationery and was carried out by a courier service along with other boxes. The inmate then cut through a tarp in the truck and jumped out shortly after the vehicle left the prison grounds. The driver eventually noticed the tarp flapping in the wind and reported the cut to the police.'
As terrible as this situation is, I can't help but giggle at what's happened.
Although disappointing all the MGS fans by doing nothing while someone else carries him around, it still counts as awesome.
Who knows if this man has played Metal Gear Solid, and who cares? He'll be getting a letter from Komani's lawyers anyway.
I’ve held off on a lot of Snake and MGS jokes as I’d rather see the ones you guys will make.
This certainly does prove the inventive influence gaming has on us.
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Hush now Emo, shh its ok Ion calm down.
heh the orange box, get it ? 
lol thats an awesome story
The scene in that prison
Steve: Dude... why is there a question mark above your head?
Jeff: A what?
Steve: A question mark. White one. Floating there.
Jeff: A question mark? Above my head?
Steve: Are you retarded? That's what I'm saying.
Jeff: Why is there a question mark above my head?
Steve: Fucking hell man, that's what I just asked.
*goes to a mirror*
Jeff: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! There's a fucking giant question mark above my head!
Steve: I know, man. What's the deal?
Jeff: No idea!
Steve: Does it hurt?
Jeff: It's punctuation, not a sucking chest wound. I didn't even know until you mentioned it.
Steve: Hey! Did you hear that? Some sort of footsteps, which stopped just near that cardboard box that wasn't there before.
Jeff: Meh, probably nothing... just keep walking in the same exact path you've been following previously, with no variation of timing or route.
Steve: Hey, wanna go out tonight? Can work it into our schtick... "the question is, can I buy you a drink", that sort of thing...
Jeff: I like it. See you at 7!
Steve: 8. Have to catch the train home. Lying fucking mechanic said he'd be done by tuesday. I hate those pricks.
Jeff: I hear that. See you then.
Also: is anyone else thinking of the Barrel escape thing from 'The Hobbit', or is that just because of my unique flavour of geekiness?
