Xzibit Has Heard That You Like Video Games

News from Brett - Tuesday, 09 March 2010 @ 1:50pm

I found such a man at some car website who not only converted his Celica into a copy of the car from SEGA Rally, but also managed to find some idiot to sell it to afterwards. That's the thing about sales I guess, you only have to be the second to last sucker in order to make a profit.

I'm sorry about the size of the pictures, but I stole them from somewhere else. I think there's some etiquette regarding linking to sources, but quite frankly, I don't think they ever link to us so I'm not going to link to them. I'm not sure why I should be the patsy here, this isn't ebay, it's not like they are going to leave negative feedback or send me a dead horse head in the mail.

Anyhow, here's some "before"pictures of the car, and later on there will be some "after" pictures. Somewhere in the middle of it all you'll probably stop reading and looking at the pictures because as far as news goes, this is pretty soft. I probably should go out and talk to some game "devs" or get some real news rather than going though car modification sites looking for stupid stuff, but I guess I'm kind of lazy.

Here's some more pictures. Hey did anyone play that Just Cause 2 demo yet? I did and I got bored after about fifteen minutes. Now where was I? Oh yes, the car man with the stickers and the white wheels.

I'm starting to think that this coffee I'm drinking isn't decaf after all. That's the thing with this fair trade stuff, you can't trust those eco sustainable bastards. My painter friend Robert says that you can't trust half of what you see and none of what you hear but I'm not sure if I trust him.

Look, more pictures. At some stage I'd imagine that the page will break out of the frame and Matt will be all like "You posted too many news pictures and broke the HTML frame co-pacifier engine" and I'll be like "you look awful man, have you lost weight, did you have a cold?" and then Yug will be all "let's get some tweetering happening because it's easier than writing real news and means we can knock off early and go have a drink".

I think I'm done now. This is probably the last picture that I'm going to ever steal from a car website.

Actually, that doesn't mean I can't steal pictures from somewhere else. Here's a picture of a SEGA Rally sit down unit. God knows how much longer this can go. Perhaps it's best if you save yourselves.

That's all. Done. Another fantastic and relevant story about video games and stuff. I'll be back sometime in June with another great update. Until then, remember to be nice to one another, especially online, because being a cyber bully is not cool.