Sony Would Like To Play A Game

News from Brett - Thursday, 11 March 2010 @ 6:53pm

Sony refer to the controller as "innovative" and just so we are all sure on that definition, here's a definition for that word that I found on the world wide internet.

Innovative : being or producing something like nothing done or experienced or created before.

I Have Never Seen Anything That Looks Like This Innovative Thing

I have a feeling that the blue ball might be a light or something. Maybe when you're waving it around in front of the TV it lights up every fifteen swings to register a move that is almost like the one you were trying to perform. Maybe it's some sort of new DRM and you need to place one of your testicles in the blue ball in order to launch the game and if you lose your internet connection during play then the controller crushes you like some sort of Jigsaw trap. I'm not sure. I kind of got the feeling that the press release email may have been a bit misleading after the innovative lie.

Not Gay At All

But then I scrolled down and saw this awesome image of George Michael playing with his blue ball controller, whilst inside a blue ball. Interestingly enough, he seems to have forgotten to pick up his second "left hand" stick for the photo. I'd imagine that he has since been killed for this mistake and Sony engineers are now working out how to insert Corey Haims brain into George's still warm body.